Adventures in the Potty

S looks at E in the public potty where we are out like it is the first time we have ever gone to the potty as a family.

S: E, you DON'T have a penis.

E: No, I don't.  Good, S. What do I have?

S: I have a penis.

E. Yes, that's right, S.  And what I have is called?

S: I don't know.

E: You have a penis and I have a... crotch. Girls have crotches, S. Boys don't have crotches. Boys have penises.

S: Girls have a crotch?

E: That's right, S. Want to see?

S: Yeah! (Takes a look as E hops off the potty. S hops on.)

S: I have a penis. I put my penis down when I go pee in the potty. Dada has a penis.

E: That's right, S. You are doing a good job on the potty. Maybe Mama will show you her crotch when she goes potty (um, no, if I can help it).

S: Do I have to wash my hands?

The kid is doing a great job using the potty, and E is doing a great job helping.  And no, we don't call girl parts crotches. So that part was a little surprising, but pretty funny.